You'd Break Your Neck To Keep Your Chin Up

• Turnout wasn’t too bad, which is good. Chilled with Ashley and Janelle once she got there.
• Anthony’s diamond of not sweat near his heart, lol.
• “If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?” “No, but jumping off a cliff is stupid and wearing a seatbelt is smart.” “What if I want to go flying through the windshield?” “But you woundn’t, you’d hit Neisha.”
• Spiloosh!
• We actually got GOOD service at Red Robin… I’m serious. Also lol at the fact that we had to wait the same amount of time to be seated for a table of 5 as for a table of 20+.
• Free milkshake, woo!
• “I had to save it with the ‘on my head’ part.”
• Thomas Dutton was there and they were ~networking
• “I fucking HATE Twilight!”
• “Dirty Diva, ohhh!”
• “You’re like a slightly more oriental Juno”
• “Are we hanging out tomorrow?!” “What? No one told me anything!”
• “So nice of Craig to cut his set short like that.” “….Yeah, he’s like that.”
• “Oh I wanna see the big pointy thing!” “The Space Needle?” “Can you see it from space?!” “I don’t think so…” “Then what point does it serve?” “They built it for the World Fair a long time ago.” “I wonder what the Carnies were like there!”
• Oh Red Robin virgins.. “How do you make your milkshakes? Can I get light chocolate? …Can it come later?” “Does this come with fries?” “How spicy are these really?”
• They aren’t allowed to hate on their labelmates, lol.
• FBRT jokes… so bad.
• “She’s probably frumpin”
• “So-so?” “No man, fo sho!”
• “Who here is in a band? … really? None of you guys in those tight pants?”
• Blake’s faces… lol.
• “Let’s go for a swim!” *push*
• “What body of water is this?” “The Puget Sound.” “Have you seen Washington on a map?” “No.”
• “Don’t you guys all have iphones? Just get that out.” “Nah, I got a shitkick.”
• “I like the part where Craig stopped using a mic all campfire style.” “Yeah I liked that too, I couldn’t really hear him then which was great!”
• “HEY! We’ve been standing in your peripheral the whole time!” “I wasn’t going to leave…” “Yes you were, you were walking to the van.”
• “Do you guys see this lint? This is my 3rd AA black hoodie and this is the only one that sheds like that.” “Why don’t you just wear a white hoodie?” “I wanted to wear the black one!” “No one can even notice the fuzz unless you point it out dude.” “Well but if I take my shirt off people will notice.” “No, if you take your shirt off then you’ll be hoodie and skin with no linty-shirt.”
• Blake: I like your infinity necklace! Me: Thanks.. I like math… [like 5 mins later] Jerry: I like your necklace! Me: Thanks.. we already went over this.
• “Nothing’s bigger than love… you know what would be cool? If you put a period after the V and the E in love.” “Yeah but that’d be weird because this isn’t your bands hoodie and I don’t wear the merch of the band I’m seeing.” “My mom wears VE shirts to our shows! Does that make her uncool?”
• *Talking about The Morning Light* Janelle: Yeah I don’t really remember them… Me: Rude! *everyone laughs* Janelle: Wait them or me? Me: You!
• “If I put a microphone to my butt and recorded it… that’s what they sound like”
• “Can I try that?” “Okay but if I get herpes I know it’s from you and I will sue you.”
• “I’m so bloody hungry… I’m also British now.”
• “I love Aladdin! *deep voice* The diamond in the roouugghh”
• *holding a wristband* “How is this supposed to fit around your head!?” “…the headbands are down there” “Cough, I knew that!”
• “Do you like Stepbrothers?” “Eh…” “…Unacceptable”
• “Do you guys watch Southpark?” “No.” “Oh… I was goin say something really funny but now it wont be funny… so I guess I won’t say it … “
• “We weren’t about to do a shoot in like bondage pants!”
• “You hug fiercely.”
• “Come back again, see you next time!” “… they’re on tour, there won’t be a next time.”
• “I just wanna go to the hotel and sleep!” “There were like kids singing though so we have to go meet them.” Group: Ughhh
• “Dude your hair looks really good on this side.” “Oh, thanks man!” “Just this side though, the other side looks like shit!”
• “Did you see that girl who looked like she put her lipstick on a washing machine?” “I mean, what else did she look like?” “If that isn’t enough of a clue…”
• “That was funny.” “Obviously it wasn’t because you aren’t laughing.” “Things can be funny and not include laughter.” “… not for me.”

I live right across the street from the high school which generally isn’t a problem. Granted, cheap ass juniors and seniors who refuse to pay for parking tend to litter our street but it’s usually not a big deal. So now I’m getting ready for an appointment I have, I look outside and there’s a car literally blocking my driveway. WHAT THE FUCK?! Seriously it’s bad enough that you park on this residential street, but then you go and block me in?! I feel like keying your car or impounding it or both. There’s no way I can just move it and both of my parents happen to be out, so if I end up calling a tow truck I won’t feel bad as you’re going to make me late for my appointment.

Isn’t it just common sense that if you’re going to park not so nicely on a residential street that you should at least not be blocking the residents in? I hope the fee to get your car back is high,\; learn you lesson little bitch.

days til HTCAB v2.0

I might be more excited for Forfeit than for the tour they are going to announce. YOU GUYS! We get Forfeit in our lives!! This is easily in my top 5 most loved MFH songs as long as they didn’t mess with what I remember too much. I’m upset that they cut Walking On A Wire as I freaking love that song and Steve Moakler, but at least there is Forfeit to fill the whole in my heart! Big things are happening though. HTCAB v2.0 is just the start of it all =)

I’m all about highlight/lowlights (but not if you’re getting them in your hair and you are a boy. Stop).

• Neisha’s nifty awesome new phone!
• “Have you ever been to a real rock show?”
• Seeing everyone!
• Making fun of people and bands with Neisha and Ashley and her keeper friend whose name I forgot.. oops.
• Evan Taubenwhatshisface was very fun to make fun of. I don’t like pumpkin pie. I don’t like feeling violated by some old creepy name dropping guy. You lose.
• “Didn’t see that one coming”
• Dan Young in a grandpa outfit haha
• Nobody had bought the new TProv cd yet, rofl!
• Beckett was on the top rung of the ladder today, but his transitions still suck
• Beckett coming out, singing a song (does anyone know that one?), and after  that song saying “Let’s kick it off with a sing a long!” … you already kicked it off
• Classifieds, yay! Slow Down, yay! Lots of other legit songs because they are all great, yay! Plus some new depressing song about abuse. Most of his songs are depressing.
• Basically everyone being single and Beckett lol’ing, and saying no wonder we were all here as we were all miserable like him.. or something like that.
• Sarah raising the roof
• Me saying Bromance not even that loud during a lingering Evan/Beckett hug and giving Beckett the PERFECT segway into His Girl Friday. Dude owes me 5 bucks for making that flawless transition for him.
• Beckett almost playing Bounce when Ian came out. I so wish he had.
• Ian on the harmonica… so many lulz.
• Seeing Paige and Kathy after with Ian and Adam (as he looked at me like I was crazy).
• Discussing my anon hater, which is still funny to me.
• Getting lost in Seattle with Neisha because the stinking exit was closed! Boo!
• The revelation that John Oh sings on Just Another One by ARTTM (we’re pretty freaking sure but neither of us physically own the stinking EP)

Good time. I’m stoked to see all these guys again at Hey Monday, although for now I’ve got VersaEmerge on the brain <33

Hell yeah.

Also I know it’s bad to believe stuff on FBG but I want this post to be true so bad. Forgive Durden + YMAEWK + Anarbor tour would be amazing!

I’m tired of hearing “The only thing I hate MORE than getting my pictures taken is looking at them; I always find exactly what’s wrong.” Let me tell you this: your shallow ploys to dig up compliments from me wont work. If you don’t like getting your picture taken why is it that 1/2 of your entries on any given site are pictures of you that you took? Also everyone know I am the analytical one, not you. I actually pick things apart and when I bring them up you look at me like I’m crazy and say you’d never thought of that. Now you act like you’re all analytical, except you aren’t actually. You pick yourself apart hoping that other people will shower you with love to build yourself back up. Don’t act like someone you’re not. You would never analyze anything else, so stop this pathetic attempt to gain attention.

I find this quite hilarious and you wonder why I laugh at you. Irony is funny. This is not directed at one person in general, but just the general girl (and some of the guy) population. In case you didn’t get the memo I’ve never cared about your precious ego, I’m not one to just build people up. I’m a never take friendship personal (“if you can’t hold yourself together, why should I hold you now?”) kind of girl. Learn to love yourself and accept who you are and what you look like; life will be much better then.