May 2011
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May 31st
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If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you...
Nerdy pick up lines ftw. As lame as they are at least if someone used them on me I would know they are more or less intelligent haha.
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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It's so damn hard to push my pride to the side
May 28th
May 27th
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Full injury report. UM. OW. →
samw-pmarleau: Playoffs over, here’s the annual injury report –though both players and coach Todd McLellan were a little vague as to when some of the damage actually occurred. And we’ll start with some that weren’t in general circulation before now and work our way to Joe Thornton. 1. Jason Demers — right ankle, high sprain from Game 7 of Detroit series. Despite what was said during the...
May 27th
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May 26th
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“I’m constantly surrounded by ghosts of all my parallel possibilities. A...”
– The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories
May 26th
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May 25th
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“Its just disappointing because I felt this team was special”
– Joe Thornton (cries… I felt the same way)
May 25th
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...i cant even right now...
I’m not super into bitching but this was a really lame game to drop the series on. Their 2nd goal was absolute bullshit considering it came RIGHT after an icing call that in fact was NOT icing… and then this OT goal was just lame honestly. Fuck this wwwooooowww. Time to sit in the bathtub and cry for hours then return to baseball dreams. However, we improved 1 game from last season...
May 25th
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SAN JOSE HAS OUT SHOT VAN. 52-29 IN 4 PERIODS
apfmh: OMG, that stat alone should give them the win.. (although, technically, they already won this game #GTFO lame refs) MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THIS BULLSHIT! That icing call was so fucked up wtf why are we even having to deal with this double ot? Just give us the wwwwiiinnnn gahh. I have faith we’ll pull it out, but this is just insane and I’m so stressed right now, blarggghhh
May 25th
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TORREY MITCHELL, IF YOU WEREN'T SO CUTE, I'D CUT...
I want to kill the boy sometimes but then he smiles and I just melt and how can you not forgive a face like that?!
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-22) →
Envy on the Coast (85) Augustana (21) The Format (13) Lydia (11) fun. (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
May 24th
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I am beginning to let myself down... I am pushing...
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Why God Never Received Tenure at the University of...
He had only one major publication. And it was in Hebrew. And it had no cited references. And it wasn’t published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer  review. And some even doubt he wrote it himself. It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since? His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to...
May 21st
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“Fact is, we can think of a pile of teams in the NHL that would like to have San...”
–  All signs point to long run for Sharks By Pierre LeBrun You see stats like this… There’s no doubt that this is the best hockey team in the NHL. There’s just one thing left to win, to prove that… Let’s do it boys (via bethebean66)
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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Drew: What makes you mad?
Torrey Mitchell: Hard butter.
Drew: What makes you happy?
Dany Heatley: Torrey Mitchell.
THEY'RE SO CUTE. FTGUYHIDOIAJKLGHF
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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The longer it takes the more things go to waste. I...
May 18th
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kelsiann asked: About BDales:
I actually asked him about it...his dad is from Detroit and so he's grown up rooting for the Wings.
May 17th
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May 17th
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ohitsmandi-deactivated20110714 asked: Okay! The Chuck and Blair part was so much awesome but I felt that it didn't really leave a whole lot for me to look forward to next season. Like freaking last time you didn't even know if Chuck was alive or not but idk, I just felt meh about most of it.
May 17th
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May 17th
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“I might be proud, but at least I’m proud of something, you’ve taken pride in...”
– You Me At Six (via justsomebones)
May 17th
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May 16th
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AND I'M UNDER ARREST, I'M SHUTTING DOWN, I'M...
But I’ve done my best…
May 16th
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Dear Green Men,
samw-pmarleau: You see that guy second from the right?  That would be Dany Heatley.  Who played for—and won gold with—Team Canada in last year’s Olympics (hosted in your city, if you recall).  Who you were “taunting” with the Canadian flag. Your logic needs work.
May 16th
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May 16th
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“So you’re born in the capital of the world and you can never escape. And...”
– Narrator, 12
May 15th
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“The Sharks’ forward lines are nearly impossible for any team that...”
– Ryan Lambert
May 15th
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May 15th
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melodiesintheair asked: there was a mom as costco today and she called her daughter, "jaylin" and for a second in my head i was like, WHAT? and then realized that no, she's not talking to or about "my jlin" and that's probably actually her name, instead of it being a shortening of jacqueline.
cool story, i know, i know.
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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