My impression of USC in the 5 minutes I was on campus today
Tan. Bros. Lots of Bros, like hardcore Frat bros. TAN. Fit. Pretty. Fountain not as impressive as mine bro. ALL the Kings shit, ugh. Since when is Cardinal a color and a thing and just like everything? Stop. Chick Fil A 1 block from campus: like. There’s a brand new Starbucks! That’s cute, Starbucks is a novel thing to you guys?
10 hours of USC tomorrow. We’ll see how that goes. I’m pretty excited.