You cannot fathom how hard I laughed at this.
omg the end omg omg omg omg omg
Also my brothers got these for Christmas or his birthday once… whoever did that, worst idea ever (from a little sister perspective)
(via liveinjusttoday)
WHEN I RECEIVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK ON MY TA EVALUATIONS
credit: Michael
What I expected. But actually it’s going really well for the most part.
Seattle Mariners fun facts: Two games in
After opening their season with a two-game series in Japan against the Oakland Athletics, the Seattle Mariners return home for a few more exhibition games before restarting the regular season with a 1-1 record. At this point in time:
1. The Mariners are averaging two runs per game. The Mariners entered the season with hope that their offense would improve from historically bad (where it has been the last few seasons) to just somewhat bad or maybe even average. After going 4-5 Opening Day, Ichiro went 0-4 to lower his batting average to a crisp .444. Dustin Ackley, after a homerun and two RBI Opening Day stands at 2-9, hovering just over the Mendoza Line at .222. Everyone else on the team is below .200. It’s certainly too soon to tell how significant this start is, but it is interesting nonetheless.
2. Both starters have delivered quality starts, but received No-decisions. Felix Hernandez went eight innings and allowed just one run Opening Day. Jason Vargas went 6.1 innings in game two and also allowed just one run. Yet the combined record of these two starters sits at 0-0. Hernandez has been victimized historically by an anemic Mariners offense. Vargas, as the No. 2 starter this season will probably receive his fair share of quality starts snake-bitten by the Mariners’ offensive futility. It’s better to be in games than to get blown out of them, but it appears that the Mariners will once again be a product of bullpen success or failure if the offense is unable to step up and support the starters.
3. The Mariners have drawn just one Walk through 20 innings of gameplay. It’s one thing not to hit, but when you combine that inability to hit with impatience at the plate, there is no source of offense. Athletics’ stater Bartolo Colon threw just 86 pitches in eight innings of work. It appears Ichiro, who is notorious for his impatience at the plate has affected the impressionable minds of his much younger teammates. In fact, at this point, no Mariners batter has seen more than four pitches per plate appearance through the team’s first two contests with Chone Figgins leading at 3.667 pitches per.
4. The Mariners are second in the league in homeruns. Their two homeruns place them firmly in second just behind the Athletics, who have three, and just ahead of the other 28 teams who have yet to play a regular season game. Enjoy it while you can, Mariners’ fans.
5. The opening two games were sold out. Say what you want about the merits or logic of opening the Major League Baseball season across the world, at a time when nearly every American is sleeping. The Tokyo Dome was sold out for both games, and those will probably be among the only sell-outs these teams have this season. Maybe Bud Selig is smarter than we think he is…
The cast of FRINGE answers a fan question: “Which object would you take away with you from the set?”
March 9th edition of my web comic ‘Lunatic Fringe’
Written by Kevin J. Cunningham and Art by Rog Hernandez
